Porn Squad

Apparently if you are in the Bush adminitration and you are having trouble winning a war, say in Iraq, or the "War on Drugs" or the "War on Terror", then the only solution is to divert attention by starting another war. So how about the "War on Porn"?

According to this WaPo article the AG Gonzalez has directed the FBI to develop a Porn Squad to pursue obscenity charges. My favorite quotes are from some unnamed FBI agents clearly deminstrating the lack if interest in working in this new squad.

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."

A few of the printable samples:

"Things I Don't Want On My Resume, Volume Four."

"I already gave at home."

"Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."

Keywords: Porn, Obscenity